Messages posted by: catfish2

LMFAO!!!!!!! this is the funniest shit iv ever read. holy crap. i wanna see more of this, it's hilarious man.

You started up a brand new file just so you could ask this one question? Are you shy of who you really are mister?

Is there a way we can set up a poll and vote for if we like the new stamina mode, or the older one? Tracing IP addresses would be nice so we don't get a whole bunch of votes from one guy.

Just a thought.

Or is the Stamina issue already dealt with?

Mikkel wrote:A funny mode would be "streetfighter mode" where fights are only one round and your energy doesn't go up.

LMAO! Seriously do that, that would be awesome.

EDDIE54 wrote:i think im underrated

eddie is underrated, he's extremely dangerous, people don't seem to get that.

Bana Banana wrote:Oh how cute Red Viper feels good about himself for the first time in his life because his GREATEST ACCOMPLISHMENT in his entire life is capturing two Titles at the same time after 40 years of playing online boxing!

WAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh boy here it comes my favorite part!!!! Red Viper's Response to my Insult! EVERYBODY GET READY FOR A GOOD LAUGH!!! OH BOY!!!

RED VIPER: GOTDAMMIT BANA BANANA I KNOW YOUR YACOOB SO STOP TRYING TO PLAY THIS BANANA ACT YOU SICKLY PIECE OF CRAP. YOUR MORE SOUR THAN HORSERADISH!! I'LL END YOUR PATHETIC LIFE BANA AS IN OUR COUNTLESS SERIES IM ALWAYS OWNING YOU. YOUR JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER CAPTURED TWO THREE LETTER WORDS CALLED OBA AND OBF MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD DOESN'T IT TO MAKE FUN OF A SNAKE THAT PLAYS ONLINE GAMES! WELL LET ME EXPLAIN SOMETHING TO YOU! I'M A HUGGIES HALL OF FAME MASTER! THAT'S RIGHT NOBODY WEARS A DIAPER BETTER THAN ME ON THE FACE OF THE FREAKIN PLANET!!! THAT'S RIGHT! I'M A LEGEND OF NOT HAVING BEEN PROPERLY POTTY TRAINED AND STILL AM REQUIRED TO WEAR AND PISS AND POOP IN MY HUGGIES VIPER DIAPER! YOUR NOBODY BANA BANANA THAT'S RIGHT BECAUSE YOU CAN'T PLAY AS MANY HOURS AS I CAN! YOU'VE NEVER SEEN ME RETIRE HAVE YOU?! NO WAY!!!!!! BECAUSE I QUITE FRANKLY HAVE NOTHING BETTER ELSE TO DO WITH MY TIME EXCEPT MASTURBATE TO INNOCENT CAMBODIAN CHILDREN THAT ARE UNABLE TO WEAR CLOTHING BECAUSE A LACK OF RESOURCES! AND WHEN IT COMES TO GAMING STATISTICS I'M A GENIUS BECAUSE I CAN TELL YOU EVERYBODY'S WIN TO LOSS RATIO, THEIR HIGHS AND LOWS, AND THEIR PERCENTAGES!!! FOR EXAMPLE!
*RED VIPER PULLS OUT HIS RED VIPER HUGGIES NOTEPAD*
RED VIPER: THE FOLLOWING IS ABOUT YACOOB'S RISE TO FAME! DO YOU KNOW THAT YACOOB'S RISE TO FAME AND LEGACY OUTDATED ALL THE ACCOMPLISHED HALL OF FAMERS BECAUSE OF HIS FAMOUS QUOTES, AND OF COURSE LETS NOT MENTION HIS WITTY RHYMES AND DISSES THAT ANGERED EVEN THE BEST OF US! MY GOD I CAN REMEMBER THE TIME YACOOB FIRST CALLED ME GAY BOY.....WELL U KNOW THE NAME I WAS SOOOO ANGERY AND UPSET I HAD TO FETCH MY MOTHERS NIPPLE SO I COULD NURSE BEFORE I HAD A SERIOUS PANIC ATTACK! WHOO! ANYWAY IM GETTING OFF OF THE SUBJECT HERE! BANA BANANA IM THE CURRENT CHAMPION AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU THAT ROCKY WILL BE SUFFERING AT THE HANDS OF THE SNAKE MAN RED VIPER BECAUSE I PLEDGE TO CRAWL SO FAR UP HIS ANUS HE'LL THINK HE'S CONSTIPATED AND HIS STOMACH WILL BLOAT SO BADLY HE'LL HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM OUT OF HIS MOUTH FOR I AM GAY BOY RED VIPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT BANA BANANA? MOVING ON TO ONLINE BOXING STATISTICS DID YOU KNOW THAT THE RATIO OF WINS TO LOSSES OF ALL PLAYERS IN THE DEGREE OF CALCULUS MULTIPLIES TO THE POWER OF 5 DIVIDE THAT INTO 16 CARRIED OVER TO THE SQUARE ROOT OF 4.......LETS SEE HERE GIVE ME A MINUTE.....
*RED VIPER SLITHERS TO HIS CALCULATOR AND TYPES IN THE EQUATION LOOKING VERY FOCUSED*
RED VIPER: GIVES US THE TOTAL OR SUM OF 23 PERCENT TO THE SQUARE ROOT OF 98 WHICH EQUALS 2,350!!!!!! MAN I'M TELLING YOU MATHEMATICS IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN SCANTILY CLAD NAKED WOMEN AND GOING OUT HAVING A SOCIAL LIFE IM TELLING YOU!!!! AND VIDEO GAMES ARE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY BETTER THAN MUSIC, WOMEN, TRAVELING AROUND THE WORLD, AND WORKING TO MOVE OUT FROM YOUR PARENTS HOME! SO DIEEEEEEEEEEEE BANA!!!!!!! I HATE YOU!!!!!!!! ROAR LIKE A LION!!!!!!!!! HISS LIKE A SNAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ONE BITE FROM RED VIPER TURNS YOU ONTO CHILDREN WITH DIAPERS!!!!!!!!

i like both yacoob and red viper here, but yacoob, that was so damn hilarious, i can't believe how hard i was laughing. LMFAO!

wow easy enough Mikkel? first one's obviously Lennox Lewis, 2nd one is Tommy Morrison. Try harder man, that all you got?

lmfao.

he's sure a tough guy now.

Willie Pep.

says in your picture.

Dick wrote:I knocked you out 4 times in a row now Reaper. You should change your signature to:

QUOTES: "TELL GOD, REAPER IS FLAT ON HIS BACK AGAIN"
"REAPER WILL OBEY BOONS COMMANDS AT ALL TIME"
"REAPER DOESNT SLEEP, HE GOT KOD BY BOON AGAIN"
"PEOPLE DONT PAY TO WATCH REAPER FIGHT, BECAUSE HE SUX!"

LMAO! sorry this is hilarious, and your signature, the lag ratio? lmfao!

Robin Williams!

johnbludger wrote:heres the new list of the most wins with only 1 account

Most Wins(Top 20)

1. Larry Holmes-7707
2. Red Viper-7068
3. Unstoppable-6294
4. Nigel Benn-5680
5. Mike Tyson-4795
6. Sugarray-4244
7. USA-4009
8. Monkeytail-3931
9. Reaper-3908
10. Tigeruppercut-3899
11. Edder1234-3874
12. Tyrant-3761
13. Toosmooth-3589
14. Godfather-3411
15. HTF-3309
16. Jermain Taylor-3150
17. Tyson-2826
18. Black Bear-2826
19. Labratory-2698
20. Cynic-2559

Best Rivalries(Top 10)

1. Unstoppable vs Larry Holmes-546 fights
2. Red Viper vs Reaper-479 fights
3. Toosmooth vs Doobie-255 fights
4.(T) Fatny vs Larry Holmes-218 fights
4.(T) Cynic vs don_king_promotions-218 fights
5. Unstoppable vs HTF-217 fights
6.(T) Sugarray vs Larry Holmes-203 fights
6.(T) Captain America vs Edder1234-203 fights
6.(T) Red Viper vs Edder1234-203 fights
7. Red Viper vs Yacoob-181 fights
8.(T) Red Viper vs USA-153 fights
8.(T) Larry Holmes vs Tyrant-153 fights
9. Reaper vs Edder1234-148 fights
10. John vs Red Viper-137 fights

Most Answered thread(Top 3)

1. PDP-848 answers
2. TVT-244 answers
3. Top 10 Biggest OB Busts of All time-91 answers

Most Draws(Top 10)

1. Tigeruppercut-153 draws
2. Larry Holmes-144 draws
3. Toosmooth-109 draws
4. Tyrant-101 draws
5. Unstoppable-83 draws
6. The Red Baron-59 draws
7. HTF-57 draws
8. Kicknass-51 draws
9. Nigel Benn-39 draws
10. Red Viper-34 draws

If theres any other fighters that have more wins then this top 20 then tell me and ill update it. (same for the other categories)

Ill update it every week or so

For best rivalries, Me and Ed have 230 fights.

Catfish has come out of retirement, due to stability at home, and in the bank account.

My first match out of retirement, was against the great Black Bear. Nothing more fitting, then to fight the best.

We had a great fight, which went to a 10Round Decision. Because Black Bear is a wealthy man, he had bribed the judges prior to the fight. So Catfish lost to a decision in his comeback fight.

So far, I'm 0-1 for 2009, but I'll be ready for my next fight.

Retire while you're on top, cuz im coming for you.

LMFAO! WAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Dark Destroyer wrote:

johnbludger wrote:idk Ill just keep the categorie up there till someone else wants me to take it off

Ok in that case I'll make 10 names, post here saying Nigel Benn is great then that would make me rank 1, seeing as it is about opinion.

rofl dofl with springles on top

actually i wasn't laughing at this quote, i don't know why i quoted this section, the part where nigel says it all sucks was funny.

I like sexy Larry and all, but i don't think putting Larry up as the #1 OB fighter just because he's been here longer is very fair ya know.