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29/06/2007 20:30:57
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Oscar
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post some painfull stuff you went through.
Inspired from when i was telling Jigsaw abouttoday in the afternoon i had a bitten and sharp ruler i my mouth pushed agasint my cheek and bange my head on the desk forgetting that I had the ruler in my mouth and it basically hit of the desk stopped and ripped a gash inside my cheek. Mmmmmmmm it was sexual. But painfull.
Also once I was doing a flip from this block of concrete only about 4 foot high onto concrete and it was coated insteel around the edges and I went to do it and i laned with my spine on the endge of the steel and slipped the disk. It was aslo very sexual.
I'd write more but i'm tired <3
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29/06/2007 20:40:19
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HTF
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Well when I was 16... I always fought with my older brother and that day it was a fight that turned into a fist fight and we both hit each other and then he started going to his car and I followed calling him names.... as hes pulling away I decide it would be as you would call sexual to punch the windshield.. I cracked it making it spider it out and sliced my hand to the point it looked like shredded beef. true story. Never did I punch some thing again other then a punching bag or a person inside the ring.
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29/06/2007 20:44:32
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Larry Holmes
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HTF I can imagine you running after your big brother calling him names ! This is what he gets for doing the mature thing and stopping the fight lol.
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29/06/2007 20:53:45
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i had the most sexual experience ever last year .I was playing football and ended up getting trucked (getting hit hard) on my leg and i slipped my disk.....it was very sexual
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29/06/2007 20:58:05
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HTF
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Larry Holmes wrote:HTF I can imagine you running after your big brother calling him names ! This is what he gets for doing the mature thing and stopping the fight lol.
lol he hit and then ran like a coward lol.
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29/06/2007 21:24:33
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Donny_king
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I broke me cervical vertebrae (neck) that was fun hehe
There has been a few good times, I've broke my fingers (6), I've been stabbed but it was only my arm so no biggy.
Growing up is fun
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challengeSomeone();
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30/06/2007 06:45:48
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Oscar
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Breaking fingers is more funny than painful isnt it! I've done my pinky and my middle finger on my right hand. For my pinky I was playing basketball in PE 2 years ago and I went up to challenge for the ball and my hand was fully stretched then someone hit it down onto my finger and it basically just snapped . Quite painfull. But good times. My middle finger was about 3 or 4 years ago and I was swinging my arms about and as it was coming over my head the lower part of my middle finger hit the bit that holds the bin lid on a big bin and yeah.
Don how you break your neck?
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30/06/2007 10:36:35
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sterlihalla
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lol i havent broke nothing but got beat down like 3 years ago
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30/06/2007 12:51:56
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catfish2
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what's with all the "sexual" stuff. everyone's taking my lines. am i that much of an impact on you horny devils?
my most sexual experience, was when i banged my gf. no no, ok, better one. i got a rock stuck in my leg hehehheee. it was a sharp little bastard, and then it was stuck inside my leg and some doctor had to fish it out, then stitch up my leg.
it made me so horny.
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30/06/2007 12:56:35
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Donny_king
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@Oscar - I fell off a bump bed (bump lol) onto my head and like a really smart f@ker didn't put my arms in the way so it took full impact and crumbled.
Was paralised for a while but all turned out fine, I have no side effects or disabilities from it. Well maybe a few screws are lose but who's aren't muwhahaha
PS. Catfish, call that pain you soft f@ker.
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/** Call this method when you want to play OB.*/
public void playOb() {
getSomeBeers();
turnOnComputer();
loadOb();
while(moreBeers()) {
challengeSomeone();
fight();
trashTalk();
drinkABeer();
postAtForum();
}
if(sleepy) {
gotoBed();
}else {
playOb();
}
}
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/** Call this method when you are dealing with users.*/
stock HandleUsers()
{
for ( new i = 0, j = GetUsers(); i < j; i ++
{
if ( !IsUserConnected( i continue;
switch ( GetUserState( i
{
case USER_STATE_SPAMMER : RemoveUserPost( i;
case USER_STATE_IDIOT : WarnUser( i;
case USER_STATE_TOUGHGUY : LaughAtUser( i;
default : IgnoreUser( i;
}
}
return 1;
}
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01/07/2007 11:41:56
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Skillz
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i f*cked a girl while i had a cut on my dick from this 1 girls tooth....pretty painful.
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01/07/2007 12:38:09
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catfish2
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Skillz wrote:i fucked a girl while i had a cut on my dick from this 1 girls tooth....pretty painful.
lmao. that's sexy
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Defences: 3
Best KO Ratio Based On 2000+ Wins:
1 Nigel Benn 80.26%
2 Mike Tyson 79.96%
3 Fatny 77.78%
4 Black Bear 72.43
5 john/Demonjabber/James A. Braddock 70.51
6 Here To FIght/Newguy 68.93%
7 Unstoppable 68.85%
8 Red Viper 69.78%
9 catfish 64.92% <------Sexiness prevails.
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06/07/2007 14:31:03
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HTF
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Skillz wrote:i f*cked a girl while i had a cut on my dick from this 1 girls tooth....pretty painful.
LMAO I am sorry I had to laugh. you sick little f@cker
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