Yacoob wishes you a happy birthday your one year closer to coming of age but enjoy your youth while it lasts
As for my gift to you........
Yacoob sends you a
Yacoob action figure with a real leather belt made from Jakks incorporated
Also for the sweet part since birthdays have lots of sweets
Yacoob sends you personally his ALL NEW Yacoob Cup Cakes with Yacoob's left hand decorated at the top
Have a slapping good birthday
You've just been made famous my friend
Hallelujah Yacoob Has Spoken
A Slap from yacoob is worth a million dollars but in your case a good pat on the shoulder earns you a couple hundred thousand
Happy Birthday From Yacoob
1. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS
2. HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN
3. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER
5. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS
6. TIME FOR YOU TO GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE
7. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE
8. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES. PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST
9. YOU PISS OF A MONKEY POO POO
10. TIME TO SLAP YOU FAMOUS AND NAMELESS
11. YACOOB WILL TAKE YOUR DOG ASS ON A WALK DOWN KNOW YOUR PLACE AVENUE
12. YOU JUST GOT YACNOOBED
13. EVERYBODY LISTEN CLOSELY AND BREATHE IN................YOU SMELL THAT...............IT'S GREATNESS
14. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOUR AN OFFICIAL............YACOOBAHOLIC
15. THE GREAT YACOOB GIVES YOU PROPS BUT THIS IS WHERE IT STOPS
Yacoob almost forgot about your birthday card
Open it and it reads,
Happy Birthday To You, Happy Birthday To You, Yacoob's hand just slapped me, and my bank account JUST GREW!!
A Slap From Yacoob is worth a Million Dollars
1. A SLAP FROM YACOOB IS WORTH A MILLION DOLLARS
2. HALLELUJAH YACOOB HAS SPOKEN
3. NEXT TIME TRAIN HARDER SO THE ASS WHIPPIN LASTS LONGER
5. I JUST MADE YOUR ASS FAMOUS
6. TIME FOR YOU TO GO ONE ON ONE WITH THE GREAT ONE
7. YOU CAN'T COMPETE WITH THE STELLAR ATHLETE
8. KNOW YOUR PLACE AND EAT YOUR YACOOB FLAKES. PART OF A SLAPPING GOOD BREAKFAST
9. YOU PISS OF A MONKEY POO POO
10. TIME TO SLAP YOU FAMOUS AND NAMELESS
11. YACOOB WILL TAKE YOUR DOG ASS ON A WALK DOWN KNOW YOUR PLACE AVENUE
12. YOU JUST GOT YACNOOBED
13. EVERYBODY LISTEN CLOSELY AND BREATHE IN................YOU SMELL THAT...............IT'S GREATNESS
14. YOU NEED REHAB BECAUSE YOUR AN OFFICIAL............YACOOBAHOLIC
15. THE GREAT YACOOB GIVES YOU PROPS BUT THIS IS WHERE IT STOPS